OK. I can hear the giggles. The old man has gone off the deep end. He’s started drooling and is ready for the rest home.
Bear with me. Give me 100 words.
Answer this question. You walk into a barber shop and see two barber chairs and two barbers
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One of them looks like George Clooney. The other looks like Nick Nolte.
Which one do you want to cut your hair?
I’ll vote tomorrow and I’ll explain my vote.